Jungle Run

Magandang pelikula!

Magandang pelikula!

source: Jungle Run

Definitely not one of Amazon's best productions. Very predictable and ridiculous script. Sub-par acting especially the 2 that play brother & sister. If you like cheesey, this is a movie for you.

I'm really not into horror movies and this was really bad. But I loved seeing the trails I've hiked and seeing the canopy walk at Myakka River State Park in Florida. Oh my goodness....looky there, I know that tree....or I know that trail and then the suspension bridge. Was crazy to recognize all these locations. Heading there today actually. Lol.

This has some good scenes but some of the acting is poor. It's no fun when there all screaming at the top of their voices at certain times in the film. One of the guys is a complete wimp and is very annoying during the film. There is a scene we're giant snakes eat two of the adventurers and the main female character with a large knife just casually chops their heads off splits them open and the two people come out alive. There is also a giant Venus fly trap that grabs a women out of the blue. Then the big Evelyn creature at the end walks about with its head on fire. This is no classic but wil pass two hours happily.

Bad acting, bad journey, bad ending. The CGI looks like it was done with Microsoft paint and looks like the show beast wars from back in the day. Just don't.

Genuinely can't think of a worse movie with worse acting (at this particular moment at least). Not only was it unwatchable but I couldn't even tolerate it as background noise while I was mindlessly scrolling through IG. Distractingly bad. I do not think acting gets worse than the acting in this movie. Can't tell if their jungle captain guide person was speaking another real or made up language but he had like 3 different accents. Still trying to think of a worse movie and can't. The cgi, yikes, whoever worked on this, don't quit your day job, unless working on movies is your day job then yes quit immediately. Wow. This movie made anaconda look like apocalypse now. Sometimes I watch bad movies just to roast them the whole time, this wasn't even good for that. Just looking at it left a bad taste in my mouth.

Could tell it was low budget from the start. I'm all about watching a "bad" movie for entertainment but this one had me shaking my head. I especially laughed at the girl leaving her brother to be eaten by a huge croc and walking on as though it never happened. Hilarious cg also.

An expedition is looking for a lost family member (I think it was "Dad!", as they shouted it about 50 times). The kids are crossing the Amazon jungle, a wilderness where the arts of river straightening, lawn mowing and building modern wire cages are well known to the local tribes (actually filmed in a park in Florida). The adventurers' boat is eaten by Piranhas, because they love steel for breakfast. Nevertheless the team of heroes marches on to find dad, various CGI monsters, a magic green crystal... Whatever. So bad it is hard to believe if you haven't watched it. The actors just stand around and don't seem to know what they are doing. Try to get "Anaconda" (1997) instead, because a quarter of a century ago, they still knew how to do silly B movies.