Siren X

xzxx

xxx

ffff

اچھی فلم!

Arriving at a remote lake where several people have mysteriously vanished, a video crew set about recording a cheesy programme called Mini-skirt Adventures in which the female presenter repeatedly flashes her panties while investigating the strange disappearances. When a sudden downpour puts a stop to filming, the group takes shelter at a nearby house owned by a beautiful woman. What they don't realise is that their host (played by busty AV babe Yuma Asami) is actually a siren, who seduces the men, shagging them to death and drinking their sperm. Siren X is a rather uninspired pink film that fails to adequately explore its intriguing supernatural theme, director Hideo Jôjô happy to simply deliver the softcore couplings and under the gusset fondling one expects from the genre. The film's one saving grace is its star Yuma Asami, who possesses a cracking body and effortlessly steams up the screen. Those she humps are destined to die, but what a way to go! 4/10 for Yuma (there's a film title there somewhere) plus 1 more for the mean spirited murder of the show's hostess (but only after she has had sex a couple of times).

True I've only seen three (there are eight and this is number six) but this one wins because of Yuma Asami. As others have said, she is gorgeous and I think these kinds of films depend a lot on the leading lady. Also the cinematography is better compared to the other two I watched... that isn't saying much since it still isn't that great but hey this is grading on a curve. Yeah nobody cares about the cinematography... how hot is Yuma Asami? Very hot and the story moves at a decent pace. Can't believe I'm talking about the story in something like this but there is more of a story than say Red Account: My Bloody Angel (1988). True still not much of one and like another reviewer pointed out, they could've done a lot more with the supernatural aspect but still I prefer this over New Siren (aka Siren 5 aka the one from 2004) or Siren XXX: Magic Pleasure (aka Siren 8... the final one).

Siren X starts out with a little blurb about what you're about to watch. It said something like, "The beautiful water demon of the lake will do anything to quench her sexual needs." Sounds alright, huh? And to make it even better, this sexual demon is none other than the Japanese AV buxom beaut, Yuma Asami. The story is very simple with some relationship filler thrown in. Crew for the show "Mini-Skirt Adventures" are on location at a mysterious lake where they're "investigating" a possible phenomenon. Using as many scenarios to show our lil hosts cotton dainties is the primary goal for the show. It begins to rain, they run for their lives, end up at a house where the buxom demon-beaut lives...alone. Well, through her cute smile and amazing rack she begins her sluttiness so she can subdue her sexual appetite. That's it, hot chick bangs dudes who can't say "no", and they all die. At only 65 minutes the movie isn't really a chore, but the sex scenes are pretty weak with just a bunch of boob squeezing and some hands traveling below the belt. Asami, disappointingly (in the words of Joe Bob Briggs) kisses like a dead fish. She brought her * star kissing style to this flick, and it wasn't so hot. Though her perfect breasts and non-stop whimpering more than makes up for her lackluster make-out sessions. If ya got the hankering for a horror flick that's more heavy on the sex than horror, give this a go. Again, two words, Yuma Asami.

that's pretty much the reason to watch this movie - Yuma Asami and her breasts. The other ladies in this movie are a shade below 'cute' and neither have much screen time. The guys are pretty hideous. The film looks pretty low budget and thrown together quickly. Story summarized already in the other review by Elijah. Yuma's breasts are the only reason to watch. The sex scenes aren't as bad as Elijah says, especially the first one with Yuma. And he's right, in every scene her mammaries definitely get a work out. For violence, there's one bloody murder where the guy snaps out of his trance, realizes he's kissing his goofy girl friend and drowns her in a tub. And another one where a guy slits his throat after having sex with Yuma. Instead of blood he leaks a milky substance which is then lapped up by Yuma. The rest of it is pretty dull. 4 / 10 - 2 pts each for her breasts.