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Trailer _ Christmas bloody Christmas

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In 1984 the forbidden killer Santa Claus movie Silent Night Deadly Night opened and was pulled like a week later. Not before my uncle took me and my cousins to see it playing at the theater down the street. Moms were picketing theaters for its depiction of an axe wielding Santa. That movie was awesome for its time and became a cult classic. Well guess what moms who tried to ruin adolescent fun?? Those kids grew up and made this! Think 1984, the year of Terminator and Silent Night. Except all the fun is missing and a lot more dialog than normal for what's supposed to be a throwback horror flick. The Santa is cross between the terminator and the killer Santa in Silent Night Deadly Night. At about 90minutes, you're gonna get some pretty clever make up effects for a low budget movie and a cheesy ending. Still, it's not bad, but for those of us who remember the 80s cheese, this could have been a lot better. Still, there's sleaze and plenty of cheese with this malfunctioning killer robot.

source: Christmas Bloody Christmas

Just finished watching this on Shudder. I have been starved for some new Christmas horror movies and was excited to see Christmas Bloody Christmas. It was disappointing to say the least. There is no plot or character development, the dialogue is random banter between friends and there have to be 2 f words every single sentence. This is most likely a sign that the script was adlib heavy and the actors used the cursing as a crutch for actual witty dialogue. The movie looks great, but large swathes of neon only go so far and by the end, the visual panache had worn thin. The gore is good when it occurs, which isn't as frequent as one would think a killer robot santa movie would have. Also, the entire movie is done self-serious and without any humor which makes the plot, or lack thereof, even more ridiculous. How do you have a serious killer robot santa? There is zero character progression at all as the entire last half of the movie is yelling and cursing, whipping from one location to the next without rhyme or reason. I wouldn't recommend this one.

I'm not sure what it is this year, but I'm absolutely sure whoever wrote this watched High Fidelity and thought... you know what's missing? An evil robotic Santa and even more absolutely annoying pedantic dialogue. The protagonist is so annoying I couldn't even be bothered to watch if the Santa offs them or not. I turned it off 20 minutes in. However, if you enjoy listening to two arrogant, silly people debate about the most random and inconsequential things before a monster goes on a rampage, then this film will be right up your alley. As for me, I say don't waste your time or money. It's garbage.

Any longer. 45 mins I lasted, which I regretting hole heartedly. It's not very often I turn off a movie, I always try and see them through. But this was too hard. The first 30 minutes is literally just a vulgar loud mouth women saying the F-word as many times as she can in a sentence. Disgusting unnecessary dialogue. I saw a few kills but by the time that happens I was already disinterested in all of the it. Not one likeable character, I hope they all get wiped out Any longer. 45 mins I lasted, which I regretting hole heartedly. It's not very often I turn off a movie, I always try and see them through. But this was too hard. The first 30 minutes is literally just a vulgar loud mouth women saying the F-word as many times as she can in a sentence. Disgusting unnecessary dialogue. I saw a few kills but by the time that happens I was already disinterested in all of the it. Not one likeable character, I hope they all get wiped out.