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source: Dinosaur Hotel

The acting is terrible the main character is so melodramatic it's laughable. Don't waste time watching this it's literally a rating of zero if it was allowed.

Is there a 0 on this thing? Because that would be too much.terrible acting,dumb story.wooden script and cgi that looks like it was done a phone .all the suspense of crossroads but none of the fun.horrible trash.

Usually bad b movies have some redeemable things. They make you laugh at the stupidity of the people in the film, they have some CGI that is somewhat okay, or there is an actor whose name you recognize. This has none of that. But to be fair these people really need to be extinct. They are terrible actors.

Seriously?? I didn't even make it to the title screen! The original Star Wars and Star Trek had better FX! Just to make up the minimum 150 characters: You will laugh your ass off at first watching when the "dinosaur" first comes into picture and when it attacks. Seriously looks like a picture stuck on your tv screen as opposed to a "real" dinosaur.

Even jurassic park was better than this, and it was released on 1993! What a shame. It's so bad I can't even watch it more than 15 minutes. Now I am watching the real Jurassic Park to cure my eyes, mind, and soul. The story plot is not even delivered well, it has to be polished thousands times to make it better.

This must be the most terrible acting I've seen. Honestly I can't find even one actor that is good except for the mother. She was alright and I could see her do more serous movies with good budgets. But the movie It's so bad that it get hilarious. I would have giving it 4 starts because of how silly, stupid and fun this movie is. But I can't. Because even tho how hilarious it is to watch. The bad production and performance is to low to not give it more then 1 star. Honestly everything is bad. Directing, script, acting and production If you want to see other people embarrassing them self. Then watch it.

Dinosaur Hotel has little going for it but at least the name is accurate there's a hotel and there are dinosaurs inside and outside it. A woman is invited to a game show called "Dinosaur Hotel" hoping to win 100,00 pounds. She brings her kids along to add to what little tension the movie has. At the hotel rules are laid down by a floating robotic orb. The rules aren't much more than to avoid areas where the dinosaurs are and if you're alive after a few hours you win or something. This movie felt very much like another recent UK dino-horror film, Hatched. Both take place in an isolated location, have a small cast and feature dinosaurs very infrequently. The dinosaurs appearing here are a raptor inside the hotel, a t-rex outside and a very briefly see Pteranodon inside a cavern. The characters are uninteresting, the acting stiff with often hard to understand accents. The CG effects for the dinosaurs looks good until they move, their movement being stiff and rigged. There's hardly any action and bloodshed is very limited. There's little to recommend about this, the runtime is 77 minutes but there's no beginning credits and brief end credits so you feel almost everyone of those 77 minutes without the relief of being able to fast forward through long credits. This is another disposable Walmart horror with a great cover that barely represents the movie.

We se from the opening scene the Dinosaur Hotel is a rigged game. Contestants must survive the duration with raptors on the inside and T-Rex outside. There are weapons inside the house they can use. Contestants don't know what they signed up for until it is too. Late. Depressed mom Sienna Woods (Chrissie Wunna) shows up with her two children, not being able to find a sitter in time. And there is a shill in the group. Slightly different concept of other CG hunt dinosaur films, but it is just as bad. Guide: No swearing, sex,or nudity.