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فيلم جيد!

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فيلم جيد!

فيلم جيد!

فيلم جيد!

1 Star for getting people together and creating a film. Another for all the actors and crew members that showed up on time to make it (that take a work ethic). After that, this is a film made by a couple of nine year olds who somehow got their hands on Millions of production dollars! This film is trite and boring, showing the same tired scheme of that seems to be on our collective; mental and real-life merry-go-round for who knows how long? It's terrible, that's the bottom line. Just throw some 80's or 90's tracks over shooting soulless, empty characters - like a video game, and you'll have a hit! Give me a break.

This movie couldn't decide if it wanted to be Gamer or Scott Pilgrim with a little Player One thrown in there for spice. The one thing all those movies had, at least, was a story. There's no background information to really get you into the world or really any character development. I feel just thrown into a try hard comedic action movie. Nothing felt like it flowed or felt "real". This would pass as an entertaining YouTuber made project movie. Like old school SMOSH or Film Riot. Actors and Actresses involved must have done it for fun. I guess it's fun for a mindless entertainment type mood. No thought required. Felt like an R rated Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network movie.

It sucks. It looks like a Russian blockbuster. A drunken epileptic is running around with a camera. The screenwriter and director are trying to catch this epileptic and take their drugs.