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I though the movie had a fun twist to it. There were many moments you just wanted to gag! Which made it a laughable experience. It is a low budget film I can see, but I'd watch it again. Kids should not watch this, but if you like a slasher style flick pick this one up. Or make it one of those weird date night flicks. The end had a great twist. This movie kind of reminded me of Natural born killers in some ways.

There really isn't much to recommend about this movie. The writing, directing and most acting is just bad. So why give it even 4 stars? Three minor reasons: ODD ELEMENTS. In some ways it is a normal slasher, cabin in the woods horror story but I found some parts just odd from the guy's bare apartment to the idea that the first date was to a cabin in the woods. I liked the dominant new girlfriend appeal. I found some of the mother's initial activities and comments interesting. PLOT TWISTS. Some twists were broadcast well in advance and were expected but others were less expected. The double, or triple, plot twists in the last 15 minutes or so made all the predictable parts a little more tolerable. JEWEL SHEPARD. I didn't know this actress who played Mother. (I've since looked up her bio and have seen movies she has been in but don't remember her from them.) So she was new to me and I found her character, while well over the top, enjoyable. I could actually see why others followed her. I felt she had the charisma that would draw other psychopaths into her group. It was also nice that she looked so normal. She wasn't either of horror's two stereotypes of the very attractive or very hideous villains. She was middle-aged and could easily have been someone's mother. It made her evil side seem a little different. And as she was almost my age, I felt her attractive even though I don't think I was supposed to. I wouldn't pay to own or watch this movie but since it was on Youtube then I watched it and enjoyed it. I might even search out some older Jewel Shepard movies.

I found myself laughing throughout this travesty of a movie.... The actors....if I can even call them that was BEYOND bad... and laughable.

I gave it three stars because, out of the two plot twists at the end, one was actually unexpected and turned what seemed to be a typical "cabin in the woods" plot into something relatively interesting. Everything else was garbage: the acting, the music, the effects... Kid probably got an F.

Horrible acting, typical stupid decisions, but good tits and the ending was a decent twist for once.

Ok, let's get this straight right away, this is a bad movie. It can't take the "oh it's a indie movie with a low budget" because the special effects on the characters when they get hit by an hax or something is pretty good. That Rebecca girl is an awful actress and only talks throughout the whole movie like she wants to hump anyone that comes across her way The only actually good actors in this film is "mama", her man and the sheriff. Also, talking about the characters, how come dad was still alive at the end of the movie? He was stoned in the head! The action scenes are really laughable. If they're all a family that likes kinky sex fantasies why did Churly or something (that character is so forgettable) died? Why? The only reason that explains my 3 star rating is that some of the shots in this movie are decent. Let me erase this movie from my mind.

The ONLY THING accurate about the title is the "Slasher" part...and it will be your OWN throat you will want to slash! Already 4 minutes into the "film" and you KNOW it's going to be a HUGE STEAMING PILE 'O CRAP! The "acting" is HORRIBLE in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! If you want to sit around with your friends and have a "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" party and have a good LAUGH...then this MAY be for you. Otherwise...run FAR AWAY from this heap as possible...and don't look back.

This is a really cheesy, poorly made movie with bad acting, but it's so bad that it's entertaining. Horror fans will probably understand what I mean by that.