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source: The ABCs of Death

I have always loved horror films. I was intrigued in watching this because I wanted to see what kind of work these directors did & how they would piece it together. This move is embarrassing. If this is the best the directors could produce ...what crappy directors! I got through only half of the movie before I had to turn it off. It's disappointing that these directors produced such trash for this film. "F" is for fart was a complete joke. Two women were farting in each other's mouth. Save your money & your time...

first of all this is the first time that i write a review about a movie. i was very excited when i knew this movie directed from 26 directors.so i and my girlfriend decided to watch this movie ( we are a horror films lovers)and this is the first time that we stop watching just in 20 minutes. this movie has 26 segment from A - Z.and each movie directed from one of 26 directors from all over the world.(sounds very exciting right?) we stop watching on the segment F and it was like OMG who could make a movie like this???.i was never thinking that this movie is so garbage!WOW i just wasting my 20 minutes life to watch this!!!

I've seen so many "horror" films these last few years...it's all just so underwhelming. I adore the concept of this project, enlisting so many minds and visions, and so here are my favorites and a few descriptive words. Overall, this film is a 10 merely because of the artistic freedom/reign given the directors - and especially what they did with what they were challenged with. THIS...is art at its height. BRING IT...PLEASE??? 1. "A for Apocalypse" = Interesting, leaves you wanting so much more 2. "D for Dogfight" = Without a doubt, the best piece. Gorgeous, intelligent perfection 3. "E for Exterminate" = I love you, Angela Bettis. You GO, girl! (And I do that every time I see an arachnid of any kind, as you so obviously present) 4. "I for Ingrown" - Poetic. Tragic. Too realistic...which is why it rocks 5. "K for Klutz" - Animation at its finest; brilliant sound effects, clicking heels on the tile...and so funny 6. "O is for Orgasm" - Belongs in the Guggenheim for visuals 7. "Q is for Quack" = Wins for comedy, hands down 8. "T is for Toilet" = Cheesy outdated clay artistry, but what a BRILLIANT storyline 9. "X is for XXL" = Tragic, poignant, too real - gorgeous in its horror Those are my top 9 of the films. The rest I am reviewing are as follows: Just "OK" = "U for Unearthed" Most Nonsensical = "W for WTF" - no kidding Most WTF = "Z is for...whatever the frig that was..." And lastly, MOST DISTURBING: D1: "L is for Libido" = it's all good until it's not D2: "P is for Pressure" = only reason in my mind that could/would/should ever happen D3: "Y is for Young Buck" = completely wrong on so many levels...and never really gets right Makes no sense at all - "Z". But, honestly? I enjoyed the entire experience of this film, and I will continue to pay over and over again to see more like this, and less like remakes of ANYTHING but most notably, "Red Dawn", "Dirty Dancing", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "Let the Right One In", "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Trilogy", and whatever else is coming out "mainstream" these days. I don't DO remakes. EVER. And I thank every single one of you for your efforts in this film, and for your artistic vision - no matter how sick and wrong. And the more sick and wrong it is? BRING IT!!! I loved this film and thank Magnet and all the writers and directors and producers and your partners for this awesome collection of art. How refreshing...FINALLY!!!

A bad collection done entirely from garbage. However, I just know legions,many nameless persons...this alphabet thing is hard. But I tried.Anyway, I just know many people with say this collection is brilliant, how groundbreaking the director's work is.. maybe if you are a film major. I just couldn't get it to it and there is nothing really worth saying about it. I think they over-reached trying for the entire alphabet. Some letters are only given 3 minutes or so and it just doesn't work. Maybe it's just me. I would rather watch Slimeball bowl-a-Rama or The Stuff then watch this ever again. But then again, at least I found those movies to be funny.

Runtime is just under 130 minutes, at 26 stories to tell that leaves just 5 minutes for each, so whether you like them or not, they come and go fast. I think idea this movie was made with is just brilliant! I generally like anthologies, but low budget ones usually don't turn out this well at all. While I did not find all 26 stories great, I think more than half were rather exceptional given only 5k and 5 minutes to work with. This is one of those movies every film student should watch. I really did not expect this quality out of this movie, very pleasantly surprised. Don't miss this one, watch it when you get a chance.