3-Headed Shark Attack

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I love shark movies, and this one fits right in with "2-Headed Shark Attack" and "5-Headed Shark Attack". This one sets itself apart because the scientists were studying the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which is definitely new to a creature feature plot. It's also got some great mutants that Harryhausen himself would have been proud to see, but they were brief and tiny. Too bad. One of the cooler things about this movie is that the guys are really dumb and the women appear to be brighter than usual for these movies, except for the idiot who jumped right in. WTF? Best of all? Danny Trejo!

3-Headed Shark Attack is just one in what is becoming a really long list of disaster movies that exploit cheap CGI effects in order to give us a giant freak of nature destroying the seas. But I did get some enjoyment out of it. I watched it out of pure curiosity over Karrueche Tran, who I know nothing about except for who she use to date. Not the best actress in the world, that's a given, but easy on the eyes, and delvers her lines like someone who gets it. Same thing with Danny Trejo, who I hope got a nice big paycheck for being himself in this movie. He even takes a machete to the shark. Seeing Trejo be bad ass in a movie is always worth seeing. My favorite moments came with Rob Van Dam who was the third name on the poster. I don't know if it's his first movie, but he did some bad acting, but like the others you can see he was having some fun with it. Plus, there was some nudity, and people got slaughtered quite horrifically, so you have that. It's a fun film to watch if you run into it.

In order for me to make through 60+ minutes of this movie, if it was not for Karrueche Tran, I would have given this movie a 1. Of course this was not a big budget film or at least I hope not, because if it was, someone stole the money. Even title had me on OMG here go again with another crappy CGI film. The story was all over the place, but I feel if there was some better writers and some decent money put into better graphics, this might have had a decent chance of being a somewhat movie. Regardless, for me it was all Karrueche Tran that kept me glued and so i lost track of time and watched it all. one vote for the movie and the remaining two votes for Karrueche Tran.

Graphics are pretty bad!!! If it wasn't for Karrueche I wouldn't have finished the movie. I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! I am a little embarrassed for her honestly. I love her as a person but she just cannot act. Seriously. This is not a movie I would recommend to ANYONE. Not only is Karrueches acting very fake so are the other unprofessional actors. This is one of those movies you kinda just wonder how they were funded for this. & if they even made money off of this. Karrueche definitely Needs some more acting skills. You need to go to sleep? This is just the prefect sale. I believe It could have been down a lot more my prices.

Another genetically mutated shark goes after more imbeciles. So much for the plot. About on par with its predecessor; the acting is just as putrid as the previous film (2 Headed Shark Attack) and there are just as many continuity problems (which is to say, many) and just as much logic (which is to say, none) , but no one watches a movie with a title like this for anything other than to laugh at its ineptitude. It is unfortunate however, that the film has only a handful of unintentional laughs, the remainder either stupid, or just boring. The shark's size is at least consistent now. This time, it's the size of a bus, yet it can leap twenty feet into the air, and manoeuvre tight corridors with ease. It can also survive out of water for extended periods of time. My favourite scene is when that guy, ... Joey, Jojo, jnr.,... or whatever the bloody hell his name is, jumps off the boat into the water, swinging an ax at the shark, in super slow motion. And the trailer itself should include a spoiler warning, as it shows Danny Trejo's death scene!

3 HEADED SHARK ATTACK is unsurprisingly a follow-up to 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK. It's another monster flick from The Asylum, in which an unlikely creation goes after a group of partygoers and various assorted individuals off the coast of Florida. You know the score by now if you're familiar with The Asylum's work: this is a so-bad-it's-good piece of film-making cheese, loaded with unashamed dodgy special effects, lashings of bloodshed, and almost constant eye candy. The scenarios and situations are ripped off from various movies, including PIRANHA 3D, but nonetheless I found myself enjoying it. The film provides a near-constant stream of shark attack scenes with plenty of goofy acting to applaud. This is a step up from the previous movie and one of the most fun films from The Asylum that I've yet watched. They even have Danny Trejo making an extended cameo in a spin on his character from MACHETE. Really, though, it's all about the likes of Dawn Hamil and Brianna Ferris parading around in their form-fitting bikinis to titillate male viewers, and some better than average CGI effects used to animate the three-headed shark. Normal cinema-goers will hate this film, but B-movie fans should get a kick or two (or three!) out of it.