6-Headed Shark Attack

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So great I watched this six times. One for each head. Couldn't give it 6 stars though...

There really wasn't enough of the 6 headed shark. I wanted more shark. Also, weirdly, this isn't the worst film I've ever seen.

Another movie in the series, another hour and a half wasted. Yet, we keep returning to watch these movies, despite knowing very well that chances are slim to none that it will actually be a blast. The reason for me continuing to return to watch movies like these is simply because I love shark movies, and on the slight hope that the movie will actually be good or turn out so campy that it was actually fun to watch. "6-Headed Shark Attack" wasn't one such movie. And seriously, I wonder how they come up with these ideas. Sure, I can get the 6 heads part, despite it being unfathomably unrealistic. But the part where the shark started to walk on land using four heads for moving itself around, now that was just epically lame. There were so many things in "6-Headed Shark Attack" that didn't make sense, even aside from the fact that they had a shark traveling on land by using its heads for walking. The effects in the movie weren't among the worse of effects that I have seen in shark movies, so at least they had that working for them. The storyline, well... You know exactly what you are getting yourself into here prior to sitting down to watch "6-Headed Shark Attack", and the movie does deliver exactly that - for better or worse. As for the acting, well let's just say that the performers didn't exactly have Shakespearian material to work with here in terms of storyline, script and dialogue. People were doing adequate jobs actually, taking into consideration all of the shortcomings of the movie. I managed to sit through it to the very end, a feat which I have no intention of ever doing again.

One question on my mind: Who comes up with these utterly ridiculous ideas? A shark with...(wait! Let me count) 1, 2 --4--6 HEADS? Uhh! (collapses). You wanna make a movie, make something we can at least believe or relate to, either with the CGI or with relatable characters and storylines. Otherwise, just tell us you're making a cartoon. I'd gladly walk into a theatre knowing I'm going to watch a cartoon, than tagging it a monster movie, and seeing a cartoon instead. We can watch cartoons because they are...cartoons. The plots and characters are silly and goofy. You'd have to turn your brain off to enjoy it. And yes, that's what 6-Headed Shark Attack is. Flat characters, insipid plots, lacklustre CGI, and...wait! What's that? It's a shark "walking" on the beach with its heads! UuuH! (collapses again).

I gave this film a ten rating because it was so bad that it was funny, and in these tines I could always use a good laugh. The fact that practically every victim who died deserved to die also helped, especially the black coupe that while fleeing the land crawling multi-headed shark picked that time to stop and work out their frayed relationship, and then just stood there as the monster shark approached and started gobbling up the guy while his wife idiotically tried to pull him out, of course leading her to follow her husband into the hereafter. I also enjoyed the fact that that approaching massive tropical storm that caused the people on the island to lose their heads and seek shelter first in a rickety floating lab and then, after two are killed there (including the meteorologist who said the storm would swamp the island) in the lighthouse, NEVER MATERIALIZES! The sun is shining brightly at the end of the film and that storm is never mentioned once the run for the lighthouse begins. There was no reason for the survivors to panic. Priceless directing there!

Big surprise here; a low-budget shark movie that is actually worth watching. The CGI is somewhat decent and fun to watch; especially the monster shark replacing a chopped off head...several times. Unhappy couples gather on a beach in Baja to attend a marriage boot camp. On the beach, they originally attempted to work on saving their marriages; but soon fighting to save their relationships takes a backseat to saving their lives when the beach is attacked by a freak six-headed shark. It is fun watching this creature feature; because there is some minor character development and even a pecking order of people you want to survive. This movie does prove that being bad can actually be good. I would invite friends over for snacks and drinks to watch again. Thadi Sebe and Meghan Oberholzer keep the movie flowing. The cast is rounded out with: Brandon Auret, Jonathan Pienaar, Nikita Faber, Cord Newman and Jessica Cloete.

I found myself cheering for the shark as it was the best actor in the whole film and least annoying. This was painful to watch, but sadly, not the worst movie. If you enjoy horrible sci-fi movies, corny shark movies or The Asylum from films, I highly recommend it.

I knew it was going to be bad, but really. This is beyond ridiculous. The whole thing seems like something produced by a couple of ten year olds. The "monster" is ... not scary. The acting lame. Most of the actions taken by the characters are counter intuitive or downright stupid and most of them are killed in the most pointless way. The CGI is cheap. Two stars for the laugh.

Very bad film. The worst shark film I've ever seen