Alien Implant

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Director Daniel Falicki appears to have an unhealthy obsession with aliens. This could be a sequel to "Devils in the Darkness" which also starred Lisa Mueller as Robin. In this film Lisa is not given a name. She does possess equipment that looks like it is from the 1950's and 1980's. I really liked the retro look, but my passion for this feature ended there. Lisa has an eye implant and keeps a diary which she unfortunately drones to us. She uses the electrically powered equipment located remotely in the woods to contact aliens with a distress signal and then kill them with a Mossberg shotgun...oh so easy. The woods she lives in has trees in a straight line (tree farm) and where she hunts aliens is a regular forest. Most likely shot in Michigan, Daniel's home. Lisa sounds and acts like she is from the U.P. An alien does appear to act as a mediator (Simon Oliver?) and repeats the mantra, "You can't stop progress." The scary part is that this is not the worst film you can pay for on Amazon. Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

I did not think it is bad at all! It is a budget movie but it a diary for character building and Lisa Mueller performs well. I like it and find the movie interesting.

Ouch... What went wrong with this movie? Where did the 1M$ budget go to? Certainly not to acting as there must be a maximum of 3 protagonists. The scenery? Outdoors, a forest, the same place all over again. The scenario? No. The picture? No. In short, I don't know where it went. I'm usually careful in my reviews, not trying to hurt the piece or its producer, as it's art, and as the saying goes "art is difficult, criticism is easy". With thousands of movies under my belt, I think I've seen many a different take on science-fiction, but I really didn't get this movie. What the heck did it try to tell? Was there something missing from post-production? It certainly looks like it, that's only one explanation out of the two I can think of. The other one, of course, is that I'm too dumb to understand it. Could be, not sure. In all seriousness, this movie is incomplete and misses its point entirely.

As a big horror fan, and alien movie enthusiast, I was looking forward to seeing this movie when I found it. However, this really is as bad a movie as you will ever see. A lack of dialogue from the start until around 30 minutes in, and even then, it's awfully written. All-in-all, this is 1 hour and 15 minutes that I'm never going to get back. I can't urge people enough to swerve this movie!

Complete trash. Awful. Waste of time. Rather stare at a wall. Terrible. Some girl tries to kill aliens in some forest with guns trying to kill aliens. No need for subtitles seeing as there is barley any talking whatsoever.this movie's maker made a bad film because it is garbage with a capital G. Do NOT waste your time.

I don't know, what the "Maker" of this "movie" thought, but this is like an insult for any SiFi/Horror-lover. SPOILER! This is the COMPLETE plot of this movie: A woman, hiding in a shelter has a camera and a transponder, emitting some frequencies, to which some ETs (??!! This are HORRIBLE dressed people, wearing a silly mask and a white overall) are drawn to. When the ETs are in range, she shoots them. The "last" one says, there come more of them. Film ends THIS IS IT!!!!! Spoiler END! Simply horrible, catastrophic, waste of time.

"Nuff said. But why was the mold alien that came to visit her so well dressed?

ALIEN IMPLANT has, I suppose, a halfway decent idea for a story. It's about a squad of aliens who receive a signal from Earth and decide to investigate. The signal emanates from a wood and turns out to have been sent by a crazed woman who was abducted by said aliens as a child and who have never forgiven them for her ordeal. Now, she's lured them into a trap and is hoping for revenge. Sadly, this is the usual shot-in-the-woods shot-on-video slice of nonsense with barely any redeeming qualities whatsoever. There's no script, just monotonous narration throughout, and the cast is populated by survivalist weirdos. There's hardly any action either.