Guardian

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"Guardian" starring Hansika Motwani, which as of me writing this review is sitting at a towering 9.7/10 on IMDB, is without a doubt one of the worst movies ever made, and that is including the short films your 13 year old nieces and nephews might have made with their friends. It's rare seeing such brazen lack of talent on full exhibition, so much so that it's somewhat impressive. It's as if this movie was made on a dare, where the filmmakers try everything they could to insult the audience's intelligence. The dare hypothesis makes sense too given how absolutely cheap this movie looked. I'm not kidding when I say that it randomly has an ad for Ola cabs in the middle of the movie, as part of the movie, and with zero self awareness. That's the level of genius filmmaking you'll experience if you ever make the terrible mistake of wanting to check this movie out. A toddler could scribble gibberish on a wall and that would have more depth and sophistication than anything in this movie. I probably should go check myself for brain cancer after having sat through this shameless dumpster fire for more than two hours. Nuclear radiation is more healthy for you than sitting in a theater where this movie is playing. What's worse is how they have so shamelessly botted their IMDB page up to a 9.7. How pathetic do you have to be to not only make a movie that is an embarrassment to 400,000 years of human evolution, but to then pay for bots to prop up your trash film trying to swindle people into thinking its somehow worth watching in cinemas. This is the kind of movie that needs to be ridiculed for its sheer stupidity and whose filmmakers should be allowed nowhere near a film set ever again.