Kill Her Goats

the movie is some how useless. at the beginning of this movie, I thought it's good not knowing it's nonsense

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The plot is just an excuse for violence. The only saving grace for this ovie is the abundance of very very very large endowed young hot women in low cut clingy tops bending over or going topless. They are quite a sight for sore eyes. As for the acting, directing and writing? They simply do not exist in this movie. Th "direector" substituted big * for talent every frame of the way. For example, there are endless scenes of a hot blonde skipping around the property just begging for a wet tee-shirt contest. As time goes by more enhaced hot babes are introduced into the mix. And at the 25 minute time stamp the shower scene happens. And it seems like it goes on for 20 minutes. By then you've already seen a ton of enhanced bosomes. But the parade of ta-tas isnt over. Not by a long shot. More shower scenes are in yoru future. Because this isnt a horror movie. It's more of a find hot chicks and get them to take their clothes off movie. I'm not complaining, but that's what Onlyfans is for.

Here is one of the most inept horror movies I've ever watched. It was made by people who have no idea how to create characters, build suspense of any kind, or tell anything resembling a story. It revolves around a woman who moves into a new home. We see her arrive, check the place out, invite some friends over, and watch a movie. From the time this sequence starts, we are constantly getting shots that appear to be from the viewpoint of someone watching the girls (presumably the killer). However, these cuts continue to be interspersed through 40 MINUTES of time-wasting buildup. It goes on so long, that you almost start to feel that nothing is coming and that the exterior shots have no purpose. Eventually, the women are attacked by two separate goat-masked killers. We find out who one of them is, and it makes no sense. However, we never learn anything about his companion. Then, the woman who owned the home seems to just start killing her friends for no discernable reason. The movie ends the next morning when everyone else is dead and the main character just leaves the property. She starts walking down the road in her blood soaked clothes, despite her vehicle still sitting in the driveway. There was not enough here to fill a full length movie. They find more ways to waste time then nearly any other film I've seen. None of it was fun or enjoyable in any way. This was really, really bad.

The film claims part of the story is true. It was filmed at the Tupp House on Cape Cod in the town of West Craven (Ouch! They love puns.). Thomas Graham Tupp was the original settler born at sea in 1623. The house is said to be cursed and causes insanity. Audrey Bucklebee (Arielle Raycene) is the first non-Tupp owner. We see Kane Hodder kill he father (Eric Littlefield) and his topless golf course tramp fling Tandy Dripp (Colleen Hagerty) in the opening scene with a gas powered chainsaw that starts up without pulling a cord. Plenty of blood. Audrey has a girl's night house warming party with her BFFs Missy (Ellie Gonsalves) and Reese (Monica Sims). They were at the beach earlier watching her ex-BF Devon (Skyler Seymour) take topless photos of Autumn (Amberleigh West) which we see more during the credits. The film basically wants to feature Kane Hodder and stunt doubles kill topless models. Most of the stars are former Playboy Models. There is not much to the plot. What was with the broken wine glasses? Blooper reel followers film. Guide: F-word. No sex. Nudity (Arielle Raycene, Ellie Gonsalves, Monica Sims, Amberleigh West, Colleen Hagerty)

Somethings didn't make much sense, the graveyard scene mainly. Then at the end she wants to kill her sister. What the hell right? Then she want's to kill the guy and the girl at the end. It's like it was strangely written. If you watch it till the end it has these credits with the names of the bimbos. They came from Playboy apparently. The acting was ok but the story made little sense. I think officially best actor went to the actual goat who seems to have had the best acting chops of anyone. The movie seemed to be half an hour too long. If you want to watch a bunch of bimbos poorly act out a poorly written movie then this is the movie for you. I don't think the movie has much of a point to it but it's kind of watchable.

No pun intended - also are they really innocent? If you believe in their symbolic meaning I doubt that is true for you. Not to mention a scene where a character (rightfully) questions the fact of .. well goats being there. But before you think this is animal horror ... it isn't. The movie starts off really good actually. And I don't necessarily mean the nudity it offers right from the start (though if you have issues with that ... well it does not get much better later on)! No it is the special effects - and I have to admit I did like the pun, even if I knew it wasn't what I thought it would be. Or you for that matter - no worries (?), you'll never know how big it actually is - we never really see it. Innuendo aside, the movie gives us more hot women. Right after that. In Bikinis - but also one with her top of. And American as the two other girls are, they take offense with the other woman - I understand it is not a nudist beach ... nor a music video shoot (though you'd be forgiven if you thought it was - especially when it is mirrored/repeated in the end credits) ... are you offended though? You may actually be offended by most women later on (it's more or less three "final" girls) covering up ... even when they take a shower. That surely must be an American thing - or being too shy in front of their friends? We don't have to understand it. But the movie is shot in a way that if you like looking at gorgeous women ... well you'll get a lot of that. There is one scene, where one of our characters changes tops ... ten times? I didn't count and I am not arguing against it ... well not really. The talking to herself was way more annoying I reckon. The story is forgettable ... but the blood and violence effects are quite good - and why else would you even want to watch this? Well the nudity maybe ... but again .. some of it is covered up (no pun intended once again)

I usually would not entirely trust my fellow reviewers as one man 's food could sometimes be another man's poison and some movies could be so bad that it was good ! This time , shame on me ! I thought what was there to lose with T&A even without content , acting or script . I was silly enough to buy a metal box 4K plus Blu-ray version thinking this like other cult B classic deserved a collector edition and with people willing to make an effort to produce such a version . Wrong again. All I see in this movie are incoherent clips that made no sense . Playboy would have made something better . What have goats got anything to do with anything in the movie .To be fair that I fast forward so much that may be I have missed some subtle parts . Slumber Party massacre should get an Oscar comparing to this one in terms of effort .