The Amazing Bulk

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This has got to be the most awful movies I've ever had the misfortune to watch, most of the scenes are absolutely atrocious as they were bought online, the ending made absolutely no sense and almost made me die with laughter, the scene where "The Amazing Bulk" dies was nonsensical, the only good thing about this movie, is when it ended as my eyes were burning from this absolute garbage and by the end of this I ended this suffering by completely eradicating its existence. I would NEVER recommend this movie to anyone, if you see this at a shop, tell them to destroy the garbage because if they watch this useless time wasting crap called a "movie", they'll cringe to death.

The Incredible Bulk is a work of theatrical genius. I have never in my LIFE experienced such passion, dedication, and believability from the actors in any previous movie- this is what made it astounding. Not only did the performers bring such spectacular acting to the table, the articulate use of Microsoft paint really set the picture and mood of this art. The 13 times the same Beethoven song played I did not become bored, and the many innuendos were just back breaking from my laughter. The cardio of the actors is UNBELIEVABLE as well, they are amazing by the fact they can run AND speak at the same time. A+. The completely screwed up and nonsensical plot carryout kept me on my toes, and I always was on the edge of my seat with what came next. Jordan Lawson's performance is the equivalent to Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic, except his bald spot made him especially shine on stage- just the extra DiCaprio does not possess. One of the best movies I've ever witnessed, and need the sequel.

The Amazing Bulk may be the worst movie ever made, even worse than Saving Christmas or Kod Adi K.O.Z, and here's why Story: 1/10 the story doesn't make any sense, there are some many things that don't make sense, and there are many sub plots, that not only are bad, but don't connect with the plot at all.The dialogue in this is movie is terrible, the writer must have take a giant turd on the script to make it this bad,and the whole story is a rip-off of The Increidble Hulk Acting: 1/10 the actors don't know what acting is, they make their performance so bad, that makes the acting of Troll 2 and The Room look good in comparison Visual Effects: 1/10 MY GOD, the visual effects of this movie are AWFUL, not only is unbearable to watch, but all is filmed on green screen or in random websites that the director found, it wasn't better to film it in real life environments?, and also the characters models are terrible (like Bulk, a monkey, a dog, Robin Hood) Characters: 1/10 I just going to resume with this, all the characters are one dimensional or annoying Editing: 1/10 the editing of this horrible, the transition scenes are poorly made, the characters don't feel like there are in the backgrounds, the are scenes that doesn't make sense and don't have connection with the plot Conclusion: The Amazing Bulk is maybe the worst movie of all time, everything about it is wrong the acting, writing, directing, editing, visual effects, characters. Don't watch this movie it will make your eyes bleed, and it's not of those movies that are so bad they're good Overall: 1/10 a perfect example of how not make a movie

That is, unless you have no brain to lose. There is not one single person from this "film" that should ever work in films again. Take a bunch of stock footage and animation that couldn't have been made after 1999 and try to build a movie around it using "actors" who are really glorified baristas of waiters and should never be called actors. The best actor in the film in the bulk and he's laughably badly done. Everything is done in front of a green screen with tiny sound, badly filmed and badly acted. The director kept blaming a micro-budget but you can find so much better stuff on your average youtube channel. Speaking of Youtube, check out this review of the "movie". It will give you an even better idea how bad this stinker is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7I5mPHsSU

This has to be the worst movie ever made in the history of anything ever. It must have been made on Microsoft paint. EVERYTHING is in green screen. They couldn't find a single place to make this. It was recorded using an IPhone 4. The quality and everything about this movie is beyond my belief. I don't see how anyone could watch a single second of this. The acting isn't even good enough for a 10 subscriber YouTube video! The person who thought this was even slightly acceptable was out of their mind, and that's not even the worst part. The CGI of this "Amazing Bulk" is ridiculous. Look at the trailer. It's terrible. Never going to watch such a "thing" again. I would rate this 0/10 if I could

This shows up on a lot of worst movies lists and I can see why but don't kid yourself, this isn't a movie. This is a cry for attention. The creator wants people to believe that this is a spoof. He wants us to believe that he did this on purpose. The fact is he probably went out of his way to make a "movie" but he just failed to put in any effort. The story itself is pretty much a retelling of The Incredible Hulk. You have a scientist who creates a formula that adds muscle. He injects himself and in times of great stress turns into a purple abomination they dub The Amazing Bulk. He has a girlfriend. He wants to marry her but her military man father doesn't like him. As I said, it's just the Hulk. What you'll see in this movie is that it's very shoddily done. Everything is shot in front of a green screen. And I mean everything. This is because the director just got whatever royalty free CGI images and animations and used them in his movie then built the story around them. This is why we see a green troll walking through a cave. This is why we see a leprechaun. This is why there's a castle. And this is why we have a creature called The Amazing Bulk. Images and animations are used and reused throughout the movie. For example the evil scientist heads down to his lab and there, in the corner, is a CGI monkey playing with a toy rocket. There's no reason for it to be there. There's no explanation why it's there. It's just there because the director got it and decided to use it. The entire movie is made up of things like this. And of course people shifting their weight from one side to the other in front of a green screen to make it seem like they're walking. That happens a lot. All in all this really has no reason to exist. It's not funny in a so bad it's good kind of way. It's not enjoyably bad. It's just bad. Give this one a pass.

This movie...this movie is an experience of the greatest kind, and you should enjoy this adventure, I highly recommend it. From the CGI you could easily find in the finest 1990's movies to the acting that you will leave you in laughter this movie is just brilliant and keeps you hanging at the edge of your seat until the end. I highly advise one thing however, if you watch this, watch it while you are drinking and relaxing with your buddies, as it makes the movie a thousand times better than when you are sober and trying to question the one thing this movie has none of, logic and a sense of story and coherency. So enjoy this...masterpiece! It truly is a 10/10 movie, and when you see it I know you will agree!

Plot - 10/10, I have never seen such a profound plot in my life. Never before has there been a story more true to life than an obese German mad scientist firing a Saturn V rocket to destroy the moon. Acting/Writing/Characters - 10/10, These actors must have studied their characters for years to get all of the nuances into their performances. "I hate dust." God, the dialogue is so great! Special Effects - 11/10, EAT YOUR HEART OUT, INFINITY WAR!!! This is one of the most gorgeous pieces of film ever released to the general public. Every single piece of CGI is completely photo-realistic and suspension of disbelief isn't even needed at all! God, this film is absolutely perfect in every way, shape, and form! In all seriousness though, this movie is awful as hell and can only be enjoyed if you throw every single expectation you could possibly have for film out the window. If you go in with that mindset, or if you're drunk/high/dying slowly from disease, you will have a blast. If you have any expectations AT ALL, you will be disappointed beyond belief.

Bad but in a funny way, kinda like the room. In all seriousness this movie is so awful it is actually somewhat enjoyable to laugh at.