Til Death Do Us Part

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I hate giving reviews on movies I didn't finish watching. But this movie is UNWATCHABLE. The story line, the acting, the hack job on the direction. It made no sense. The story would be decent if the actors were likeable, or could deliver a line convincingly. The premise isn't terrible, but the acting really killed it for me. There was NO chemistry between the bride and groom, and the Groomsmen looked like they were in a highschool play. The timeline is derailed within the first 5 minutes, and it gives NO context to what's happening, or why. Don't even bother. Unless you're one of these easily entertained mouth breathers that gave it a multiple star review. Garbage.

.... just move along. Between the incredible long and dull setup and the poor action scenes with terrible dialogue in-between there is clearly nothing in this film that worth you sit and watch this dumpster fire. Even in these troubled times where movies are ew and far between I'd rather watch a sharknado, at least it will be midly entertaining. This offered nothing, pretty sure my encephalogram was totally flat for the entire runtime. I'd even rather make a grocery list or doing chores than having to watch another minute of this ... movie? Yes, calling it a movie is almnost an insult to other movies. Just move along seriously.

If you need some eye yoga, Til Death Do Us Part is the perfect choice: my eyes were in pain after watching this movie due to constant eye rolling. Additionally, I suspect that I lost a significant number of brain cells (note to self: be more selective about watching new movies, unless you want to become a brain-lobotomized zombie in a not so far away day). Not only does Til Death Do Us Part feed us a weak and uninspiring story, but the entire film is also rather tediously timed and poorly directed, the dialogues a terrible blabla. The production value also fails to elevate the movie to even average quality. If you're truly craving violence and action involving a bride (for whatever peculiar reason), I highly recommend watching Ready or Not or Kill Bill (again). Both films boast superior production, captivating storylines, and talented casts. Final words: a rather cheap and uninspired imitation.

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I could not finish this movie - turned it off after about 30 min. The movie is a mess. I have no idea what it was about, or anything about the characters. Nonsensical script, ridiculous "action" sequences, and *bizarre* casting choices. I am all for including people of all walks of life in all movies, but when you include a little person next to a tall person, and have them argue for comedic purposes, you have failed on every level as a director/producer. I have absolutely no idea how this film got made, and shocked that no one stopped it in the production process. Take my advice and avoid this movie at all costs.