Corporate Animals

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Did you read the title. That should be enough. I don't like to see 2 men kissing. So I stopped watching the movie before it's even started. Please continue making this kind of movies so the more ladies available for me. Il be waiting till the time I can have 2 or more ladies at the same time while I hear my male colleague's arguing about the colour of their shorts.

Corporate Animals is a modern day satire that may not appeal to everyone. If you have worked in corporate America for any length of time, then this movie is worth your time and money. Being a satire, the movie is obviously not to be taken literally, since every sketch or scene in the movie is a metaphor. The script is excellent and there is a lot of good content. Those of you who have watched "Welcome to the jungle (2014)" will recognize some similarity in overall plotline. The characters in Corporate Animals are colleagues on a 'team building' exercise with an activity instructor. Similar to "Welcome to the jungle", things go awry and the characters are thrown into an impossible situation that sets the stage for the rest of the film. The difference being that the characters in 'welcome to the jungle' are in a jungle on an island and here the characters are in a cave in the middle of the desert. Importantly, Corporate Animals delves into several pertinent contemporary social and economic issues. For example, there is commentary on the so called 'trickle down economy' and what it really means to the average joe, and many many more. I can't say more without giving away spoilers, so I'll just say that if you do or have ever had an opinion about Capitalism or Corporate America, then this movie makes for excellent catharsis for you. Repeat viewing for a movie like this should be rewarding since I am sure I've missed several good jokes and references in the first viewing. Ironically, everything in this sometime over the top satire could be factually true, except for the ending, which certainly is fiction ... it's a happy ending! If there is a message from this movie, I guess it would be: "Dear Average Joe, Not all problems can be solved by a tax break; so break a leg."

This is absolutely the worst movie ever I wouldn't suggest anybody to watch this I'm honestly even shocked Demi Moore played in such a dumb movie was very disappointed

It starts off a bit slow but if you can get through the first 15min, what you'll get is a dark comedy about what happens when a bunch of employees have to pull together to survive being trapped in a cave with their a-hole boss. It's an offbeat, unusually funny movie filled with a couple one liners that'll make you chuckle. For a quiet night in with nothing else to watch, give this movie a bash. Don't believe all the poor reviews you see of this film. This will become a cult classic like Office Space in a couple years time

The premise of this movie could be kind of entertaining, but it all falls to the ground, with a stupid plot and mediocre acting. Could have used my time better, than to be watching this movie. Three stars because of Ed Helms

Firstly if u have a sick and twisted sense of humour your gonna love this film 😃 If your easily offended or have a weak constitution I'd give this one a miss. This film really puts the dark in dark comedy but personally I enjoyed it as its a bit different, doesn't take itself too seriously and personally I was laughing and couldn't stop giggling throughout the whole feature. 🤣

This intended black comedy is just abysmal and horribly bad and I would avoid it like the plague. Demi Moore portrays an imperious company owner leading some of her employees on a team building effort into the caves of New Mexico. But after a cave-in, the team must contend with a lack of food and water, eventually resorting to cannibalism to survive. I can't even find the words to describe how awful this movie is, but I would say it's certainly one of the worst I've seen in years. I'm a Demi Moore fan and am actually saddened to see that she took the lead role here in this crapola. If you're expecting to see a lot of Ed Helms, he's only in the first 15 minutes of the movie. Had to use closed captions to get subtitles here. Plenty of raw language throughout as well as many sexual references.

A bit whacky, slightly brilliant, and wildly entertaining! I appreciate Patrick Brice's projects they're always peculiar and have elements of horror which to me is icing on a nice cake! Not much to say except Corporate Animals is effed up while being highly underrated. I also wanna say one location films are always great.

Watch the trailer... Back? Yes, the whole movie really is that bad. You are welcomed.