Ape vs. Mecha Ape

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this is craze

the movie is nonsense the editing is stupid I wasted my data for this nonsense movie

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What on earth did you guys think you're acting. All the characters are so slow & dull. I can't believe I spent my precious one hour watching this shit. Why is the whole action only towards the end?? Next time you put a thing as this don't let the world see it. But you can still make room for improvement.

Recognising the destructive power of its captive giant Ape, the military makes its own battle-ready A. I., Mecha Ape but its first practical test goes horribly wrong, leaving the military no choice but to release the imprisoned giant ape to stop the colossal robot before it destroys downtown Chicago...... I wanted to see this because it was too good of a title to miss. And the poster art aside, it whet my appetite, because you can't beat a glorious bad film. And of course, Tom Arnold gets top billing, because he will only be in it for about five minutes, and he will be sitting down for the duration of his screen time. So what is the film about? It's your everyday story of a giant ape walking for a long time, only for it to bump into a Mecha Ape, and then have a big fight. But in between all the walking and bad effects, we get actors who make you think 'I could do this' doing really inane things along with really bad B-roll footage, until the climatic dookaroo that we have all been waiting for. And it's a lord of all pants. The thing is, The Asylum will continue to make these films, because they have a very odd endearing feel to them. One film, you'll have Debbie Gibson fighting Tiffany, the next, you'll have Tom Arnold sitting down. You can't win them all. Bring on the next one.....

Of course this movie was made by The Asylum. I mean, even the title alone screams to high Heaven of a production from The Asylum. And yeah, The Asylum certainly is known for their questionable movies and their mockbusters, but every now and again they do put a wholesome movie out there. And of course I opted to sit down and watch "Ape vs. Mecha Ape", as I haven't seen it already, and there is just something oddly entertaining about these movies that are spewed out by The Asylum. In fact, I've seen nearly all of their movies already, though most of them have been subpar. But isn't that part of the charm that is The Asylum? Regardless, writer and director Marc Gottlieb put together a fair enough script here, though it was of course a major cash-in on the success of "Godzilla vs. Kong" movie and an homage to the "Godzilla vs. Mecha Godzilla" movie. And it actually worked out in the traditional way that recent movies from The Asylum, as the movie proved to be entertaining enough for what it was. Of the entire cast ensemble that participated in the movie, I was only familiar with Tom Arnold. The actors and actresses put on fair enough performances throughout the course of the movie. However, it was sort of cringeworthy why the terrorists would speak English with a thick Russian accent, but I guess they didn't have actors and actresses that actually knew how to speak Russian. Visually then "Ape vs. Mecha Ape" was okay. Sure, this wasn't top notch multi-million dollar CGI effects that will blow you away. But then again, would you expect so from The Asylum? No, right? The effects in "Ape vs. Mecha Ape" were as they were supposed to be for a The Asylum production, and they were actually fairly good with that consideration in mind. My rating of "Ape vs. Mecha Ape" lands on an four out of ten stars.

Seriously... Who funds garbage like this? I just wanted to have a laugh seeing what Ape v MecaApe on Amazon prime would bring, oh man! I switched off straight after seeing the woman with the led torches, what felt like 5 mins of just her waving her arms about in communication with the very obvious amature cgi ape that appears for a couple of mere 5 seconds. Budget blown. Someone obviously saw Kong vs Godzilla high on whatever they were smoking at the time and thought, yeah this could work 1/10 for the movie 10/10 to the pitchers who sold it to the disillusioned execs who greenlit this absolute tosh!

2023 and we are still stuck with white man being the savior of the planet after a white man creates to threat to the planet. Can we ever have a movie where it's not playing up to the same old worn out nonsense that we have seen since the dawn of motion pictures? It is getting too predictable nowadays with these script writers and these movies following the same path time after time after time. Which is why I has been watching foreign films that have actors of different nationalities and offer something new to view. This was a total waste of my time and I wouldn't suggest this to be on anyone's watch list.

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