Aquaslash

This movie was pretty cool. For it supposedly being a slasher flick, there wasn't enough kills in this one. The movie opens with a pair of lifeguards getting sliced up by someone with a machete. Then it cuts to a pack of recent high school graduates having a bash at a popular water park. Almost the entire film consists of drugs, brief nudity and teenage drama. I'd say the last ten minutes of the film that you get to see some blood and gore. If you watch the trailer, then you see that one of the water slides has two very sharp blades sticking through it. There's a slide contest where many of the teens hit the blades and come out in bloody pieces of flesh. The very last minute of the film, they reveal the killer, but there is not much of a backstory or real conclusion. Throughout the film, they talk about murders that occurred there 30 years before, so the killer was a child during that time and came out twisted by the killings so that's why they were killing people there was to have the place permanently shut down. There is a few other killings that happen off screen as well. I will say this, that there isn't any indication to who the killer is either. No real suspense or mystery with any of the characters in this movie. The acting was in fact decent and the film was surprisingly not low budget. Decent watch at best

One of the worst writing and acting I have ever seen! I've seen plenty of "B" movies or straight-to-DVD movies, and I've never seen such nonsensical carelessness by the whole film's cast and crew. I don't think this director knew much English as that's why the dialogue was written so terribly. No normal human talks or behaves the way every single character acted in this movie. Editing was also so lazy, I can't believe somebody was paid serious money to do this! "Your dead father left you the whole estate." Girl turns around -- "Oh my God..." -- with a blank stare. Guy covered in blood, screaming -- "Don't go into the slide! Something is wrong!" Another guy rolls his eyes -- "Dude relax! You need to chill..." -- as he jumps into the slide and dies.

This may have been the worst movie I've ever seen. There was seemingly no plot or character development whatsoever, little explanation as to the motive of the killings, and I couldn't believe it was over after just barely an hour. Seemed like the movie was halfway in and they just stitched an ending onto it. Good god please don't waste your time.

HOWEVER VERY BORING AND VERY TAME FOR BODY COUNT FOR A SLASHER FILM CAW CAW HOWEVER THE SET-PIECE AT THE END, WHICH IS TEASED IN THE TRAILER IS WORTH IT CAW CAW LOTS OF PRETTY NAKED LADIES THAT I WANT TO SIT ON MY BEAK CAW CA W

The entire pay off to this movie is in the trailer but they stretch it out over a third of the movie, while the first third is just pointless partying and highschool drama... I would avoid this movie... seriously... it's that bad.

... or a Danish Europop group of the 1990's duetting with a guitarist from Guns N' Roses for that matter. Might make you think twice about visiting a water park or why you just wasted 80 minutes of your precious time.

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