The Cult of Humpty Dumpty

Bon film !

source: Curse of Humpty Dumpty 2

I came into this with 0 knowledge of the franchise, what I found was gold. This movie is extremely pro-choice, anti capitalist, and all round incredibly progressive. This movie not only is hilarious it's also self aware. The characters are just incredibly human, except for that rat humor dumpty, who walks like a blind drag queen. Their walk made this movie. The final scenes had me at the edge of my seat and I for one immediately googled when the next one was to come out. Can't wait! My critiques: I didn't like the relationship between Cody and Amelia, it didn't have much chemistry, it felt forced. I felt that Amelia deserves someone better than cody who ended up betraying her :( The audio was a little off and sometimes I couldn't understand what everyone was saying. Sometimes the birds were the loudest in the scene.

"The Cult of Humpty Dumpty" and" Curse of Humpty Dumpty 2" are the same film. A group of five rambunctious party animal girls from a private school go to receive special training from a retreat called "Green Cleanse" run by a Luddite named Steve (Matthew Baunsgard). In the opening scene we see A life size Humpty Dumpty come to life after a blood sacrifice. We see the girls taken into camp and killed off one by one by Humpty Dumpty until the final girl. Later we discover Humpty Dumpty is a trickster god worshipped by a cult. The young girls are pretty with potty mouths and that is about all the film had going for it. Dumpty is a guy in a suit who walks slow and funny. The plot was boring and character dumb and shallow. Guide: F-word. Sex? No nudity.

Me and my girlfriend were casually walking around Walmart, and she got so excited to see that they had the sequel to a movie we watched a year ago called Curse of Humpty Dumpty. We checked and saw Tubi had it, so we didn't buy it, and thank god. That would've been 10 bucks down the drain. Buying two boxes of cereal would've been better money spent. The first movie was very low budget and cheesy, the acting very mediocre, but it had charm, and honestly a bit of scare too. I didn't hate it. But this movie decided to take what little good that first movie had and toss it out the window. The acting is even worse, the plot makes zero sense, though a cult on the doll is definitely an interesting premise. The only good thing this movie has is it's so stupid it made us laugh. This isn't a horror movie. There's no good gore, no scares, no twisted plot. It's a goofy ass movie that I'd never watch again. I loved it. Thank you Humpty Dumpty film makers for granting us this holy movie on our anniversary, I hope there's more, as we will definitely watch it.

From the beginning it was obvious the budget was in the gutter and it's almost like a bunch of teens got their hand on the costumes for Humpty and just decided to try to make their own movie.... The idea of a cult around the creature is interesting enough, but this result is suck a disappointment after watching the original. Most of the acting was mediocre at best and even the decent performances drowned in the ridiculously poor sound, editing, continuity and downright laughable "special effects", which barely rose above smearing Ketchup on the actors.... 🙄 Too bad, because I really quite liked the original, but this...? This is an hour and 15min I'm never getting back.

It had me bursting out with laughter, the lines are funny and it is obvious that the film is self aware and a complete and utter joke meant to be taken at face value rather than taken seriously. The production is what it is in fact I believe the low quality adds to the humour and the fact humpty dumpty just a small man in a suit makes it hilarious compared to the serious tone of the first film. However my only gripe is that to understand this film you must watch the first one but when both are extremely amazing pieces of cinema why wouldn't you. In conclusion it is absolutely amazing and I would recommend.

Submission to the large pile of homemade wannabe horror film making on a student loan budget... yes it is so visually well shown that this is made by bending a tuppence into a shivering shilling that this is wannabe art. The storys is hardly a story, the actors are utterly stiff and desperate, the amateur use of light and shadow, a cinematographers biggest fear, shows the lamest of lame shoots and editing. The soundtrack is like eating a cracker on a windy beach, hard to hear and extremely variable quality. They shall have gratitude for the blood and the short playtime, elsewise it ready for the wastebin. Do not even consider this one at all, its just a stupid idea with a lame coverposter. A max of 1+ from the ever so generous grumpy old man.

This movie could have been a lot better. But there is a cheesy sense of humor to it, and a rather interesting storyline. There are some literal laugh out loud moments and some very imaginative and strange goings on. While some of the story may be a bit predictable, some moments come out of the blue and are quite surprising for a film like this. Some production values are missing that could have easily been fixed - such as sound issues, some weird camera angles and editing and the Humpty mask could be, well - a lot scarier. But, attractive actors, humor, bit of scare and gore, and a very weird storyline is always welcome. Reminds me of a Full Moon Production from the 90's.

Bon film !