The Amityville Harvest

Good movie!

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So, less than 2 weeks after viewing this amateurish, low-budget mishmash, I couldn't even remember the title or what the movie was about without researching my rental history to refresh my memory. Something about vampires, a group of young people shooting a documentary, a girl's disappearance, and...Abraham Lincoln?! It looks like it was made by college students on spring break and edited with a Cuisinart. Yeah, in this case, trust the overall 2.5 rating on IMDB (which will probably trend down as new reviews are posted).

I often think the same way. If they do get payed. It 100% min wage.

Literally any film can slap "Amityville" onto its title, so there is very little horror fans have come to expect from those that do so. By no means, though, does this one deserve a one star rating. If you're looking for the true lower echelon of Amityville films, then try Amityville Death House (2015) , Amityville: Vanishing Point (2016) , Amityville: No Escape (2016) , Amityville: Evil Never Dies (2017) , Amityville Exorcism (2017) , or Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd. (2018) . (I have yet to watch Amityville Vibrator (2020) , but, uh... I expect you can add that to the list as well.) Comparing those abominations to this film? It's a solid, good quality b-movie with not-so-bad acting and a story of its own. Granted, "Amityville" should _not_ be in the title and if you're expecting anything related to the haunting to be in this film, then you _will_ be disappointed. But if you can look past the blatant cash grab, a story about a film production crew who end up staying in a historical house with its very pale owner might be of interest to you.

Do people get payed to make this movie? Do people pay to see this movie?

If you want to laugh your ass off while watching a 'horror' movie, this is it. But make sure to have something to do so as not to waste your time completely, having a meal to go with it is a good start. Full of ugly women, atrocious acting, plots with no reason, laughable CGI, what's not to like? Worse than the worst TV movie, everything just reeks.

The fall is a special time of year to watch scary movies. This is not one of them. Our group decided to go ahead and watch it. This is what the outcome is. The movie has a plot tryng to mix 10 elements into it, which none of them work. The people that greenlit this film should be used car dealers. Where to begin and what to say is tough enough. The story has a camera team that goes to interview a creepy guy about something to do with the Lincoln killing, yes the President. Magically it turns into a suspense of messy script work and bad everything. The Amityville name is being used for this bad film, sorry digital garbage video trying to connect itself with scamming people thinking it would have something to do with Amityville. Let's start with the script. It has ideas, it has what we call bad writting. There is nothing making anything we haven't seen or original to the table. It's just another slapped together story that doesn't give anything. F+ The acting is just poor performance cause there is no direction at all. It's basically the effect of bad script writting, bad direction, makes bad performance. I've seen Sadie Katz in her earlier career do some good work, but she is like Jennifer Grey rise to the top and reduced to acting in very very poor flicks like this. The guy who played I guess you can say the Vampire was ok, but once again acting is just a dud in this. I think the director was sleeping or worrried if there was still a jelly donut left in the donut box. Who knows but what a duece. The worse part also with this movie is the bad camera work all around. The lighting is not pattern to the entire film. it's like super low key to overblown sloppy. I have to say the camera work was very poor. There is something called composition, but that might be to hard. F+ The enitre flick was a bore fest. It had nothing spooky or attention keeping. Just another box art to haggle in the few to spend a buck until people start to see the 10 star epic reviews are basically the people involved somewhere in this mess. F+++++ ALL AROUND. When a group of 29 people talk and lose attention during a screening party that are votin to review this, that is bad enough. This movie will be forgotten faster then the sound of speed. Once again how Lionsgate made this>>> I guess if you can suffer a hour and half of your life to watch it, go ahead, but I say find a better classic horror or even the real Amityville flicks cause this one is a stinker.

Absolute worse movie I have possibly ever seen. As a horror enthusiast, was excited to give it a try, I should have read reviews first. Terrible production, too much edgy filtering, terrible makeup, acting could've been worse but I couldn't even finish the movie as it was that bad, don't waste your time or money.

Terribly done movie bad acting corny and not scary at all. Super disappointed